THE BEE WEEKLY: Dinosaur Bones and Fighting Grizzly Bears

Released May 21, 2021 by The Babylon Bee

 

In this Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk to Mark Armitage of the Dinosaur Soft Tissue Research Institute about non-fossilized tissue being found in dinosaur bones and what that might mean for the war between science and religion. They also bring on Senior Writer Frank J. Fleming, our resident expert on animals and women, to talk about how women can gain confidence in fighting vicious animals. There’s the usual weird news of the week, glorious hate mail, and more! Intro  Ethan returns from his trip  Kyle has to chase his cat after it takes a ride in his engine Upcoming Interview  Ethan and Dan talk to Michael Malice for round 5! We Read YouTube Comments Weird News Lady Trespasses At Miami High School, Poses As Student In Order To Gain Instagram Followers Chinese Man Discovered Glitch In KFC Online Ordering System And Stole Almost $19,000 Worth Of Food  Rachel Maddow Says She Has To Rewire Herself To Not See Unmasked People As A Threat Now That Mask Mandate Is Gone Ohio Is Offering Vaccinated Citizens A Chance To Win A Million Dollars  This Black Guy Disguised Himself As A White Dude In Order To Commit Series Of Burglaries In LA Chicago Has Released 1000 Feral Cats Over The Past Decade To Tackle Rat Problem  Man Balances Pool Cue On Forehead For 2 Hours, 16 Minutes For Guinness Record Segment 1 Which animals would win in a fight? Animal and women expert Frank Fleming joins us to report on his findings.  Kyle and Ethan talk to Frank about his woman's guide to fighting animals  Segment 2 Kyle and Ethan talk to Mark Armitage of the Dinosaur Soft Tissue Research Institute. Hate Mail A YouTube subscriber wants us to spice up our channel. Kyle and Ethan come up with some ideas to spice up the channel.  Subscriber Portion  Bonus Hate Mail Subscriber Headlines of the week  Nashville Trip